Calamity's End

CALAMITY'S END HAS MOVED! JOIN US AT OUR NEW LOCATION IN THE MISTS, WARD 25, PLOT 15, BALMUNGLocated within the Mists, hidden in plain sight is a haven for pirates, danger-seekers and those looking for a bit of a darker, grittier atmosphere. Calamity's End is a bar run by a crew of notorious pirates known on the seas as the Crimson Corsairs and lead by Captain Sevian Ryker AKA the Red Wolf.
The End is a place where people of all walks of life come to immerse themselves in a bit of the pirate life, where the drinks aren't watered down and getting drunk is encouraged, even a bar fight or two. Under the watchful eye of the Captain and his crew, even those looking to do business are welcome. Calamity's End is also the home of the mercenary company known as the Umbral Vanguard. No job is too big, too small, or too shady, even protection for those in need. Inquire at the bar if you wish to hire the Vanguard, or order an Umbral Ale and someone will visit you privately to speak business if discretion is necessary.

Finger Food

  • Seashell Knots - 8 warm, knotted bread bites dusted with poppy seed, sesame seed, garlic flakes, dried onion flakes, and sea salt. Served with your choice of honey butter or garlic butter.

  • Golden Treasures - 5 fresh biscuits wrapped around hidden cheddar cheese. Seasoned with garlic, Ishgardian seasoning, parmesan cheese, and fresh parsley. X marks the spot! Served with marinara.

  • Bacon Bread - Soft bread cooked with bits of bacon, served with pepper jelly and garlic butter.

  • Limsan Pretzel - A large soft pretzel salted and served with mustard and cheese.

  • Oysters on the Half Shell - A plate of raw oysters served with lemon and Ala Mhigan hot sauce.

  • Tempura Shrimp - Tempura battered and fried shrimp and vegetables.

From the Galley

  • Captain’s Wings - 8 crispy, miniature Dodo Wings. Come dressed in one of our sauces: Mild, Hot, Extra Hot, Teraflare, BBQ, Garlic, Doman Teriyaki. (**We are not responsible for any injury sustained from consuming Teraflare sauce.)

  • Bison Steak - An 8onze bison steak grilled to order and served with seasoned vegetables and a baked popoto.

  • Surf n’ Turf - 3 giant shrimp tails smothered in butter and seasonings, grilled to perfection alongside our savory buffalo steak. Served with seasoned vegetables and a baked popoto.

  • Hellfire Chili - A bowl of our twice cooked chili, made from dodo and featuring fresh picked Thavnairian chili peppers.

  • Battered Hatches - 4 strips of savory beer battered pugil flanks drowned in butter and baked alongside fresh cut popoto wedges. Served with a fresh lemon and tartar sauce.

  • Catch of the Day - Fresh caught from local Fisherman, ask your server for the fish of the day. Grilled and served with seasoned vegetables and a baked popoto.

  • Fresh Lobster - A whole boiled lobster, served with butter and lemon.

  • Crab Bucket - A bucket full of crab legs, boiled and served with butter and lemon.

The Primal Slayer

Three massive, delightfully juicy patties made from imported, hand-ground bison, topped with three layers of melted sliced stone cheese, fresh lettuce, tomato, onions and a healthy slathering of Relentless Grog's "Secret Sauce". Weighing in at an artery-clogging five ponze, this maliciously meaty monstrosity is like to put fear into the grease-filled hearts of the average diner.Ask your server about our Primal Slayer Challenge!
Should you find yourself daring to go the distance, clad with a stomach of steel, we invite you to best our best burger in under ten minutes. Do so and it's on us...hells, we might even put you on our Wall of Fame.**Calamity's End is not responsible for any embarrassment, injury or even death that may occur while eating the Primal Slayer. All those looking to try their hand at the challenge do so at their own risk.

Desserts

  • Low Tide - Cheesecake with white chocolate and blueberry.

  • Sand Dollar Snickerdoodles - Sugar cookies covered in cinnamon and almonds.

  • Mother of Pearl Macarons - Two crispy macaron cookies with caramel frosting and a candy-coated chocolate pearl.

  • Volcanic Isle Lava Cake - Soft chocolate cake with melted fudge, topped with powdered sugar.

Drinks

Specialty Cocktails

  • Sex with the Captain - Spiced rum, amaretto, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, orange juice.

  • Seafoam Carbuncle - Lime juice, orange juice, raspberry vodka, blue curacao and fizzy water. Served frozen.

  • Coral Carbuncle - Orange juice, peach schnapps, strawberry vodka, rose wine and fizzy water. Served frozen.

  • Ruby Sea Carbuncle - Sake, half and half, vodka, coconut milk, pomegranate juice and fizzy water. Served frozen.

  • Sparkling Emerald Carbuncle - Whiskey, apple juice, fizzy water. Served with lemon and lime.

  • Lost at Sea - La Noscean rum, coconut milk, grapefruit juice, mango juice. Served with lime.

  • Anchors Down - Gin, vodka, white rum, lemon juice, fizzy water.

  • Liquid Aether - Spiced rum, blue curacao, coconut rum, melon liqueur, pineapple juice, splash of sweet and sour.

  • Crimson Hurricane - Light rum, dark rum, passionfruit juice, orange juice, lime juice, simple syrup, grenadine.

  • Port an’ Starboard - Liqueur Cocktail, Lomani Rosso, Gin, shaken not stirred.

  • Drowned Sailor - White rum, golden rum, dark rum, Captain’s Special Reserve Rum (Overproof), apricot brandy, orange juice, pineapple juice, lime juice, and grenadine. Served smoking with dry ice in a skull glass that you can KEEP.

The Broadside

Three Shots of the Captain’s Special Reserve (Overproof) Rum in a flight, set ablaze and meant to be taken in succession.
Attempt at one’s own risk, this is not a drink for the casual drinker.
Make sure to blow out the flame before consumption.
**Calamity’s End is not responsible for any injury from consuming flaming drinks.
((Rules for the Broadside: /roll random! 0-99: You feel like you’ve been hit by a round of cannon fire… if you don’t instantly pass out, you might very soon after…! 100-399: You are completely smashed, you won’t remember this tomorrow…! 400-799: You are heavily buzzed, the room might be spinning… maybe don’t stand up for a little while…! 800-1000: You conquered the Broadside and have come out with the best buzz, feeling great!))

Beer on Tap

  • Relentless Lager

  • Flat Ale

  • Salt Ale

  • Dark Stout

  • Blonde Barleywine

  • Aleport Bitter

  • Three-Barrels Ale

  • Moonrise

  • Baderon's Ale

  • Buscarron's Ale

Red Wine

  • Lohmani Red

  • Lohmani Rosso

  • Realm Reborn Red

  • Sour Red

  • Mulled Wine

  • Merlot

White Wine

  • Lowland White

  • Sixth Astral Era Reserve

  • Palm White

  • Apple Wine

  • Caelumtree Wine

  • Riesling

Imports

  • Sherry

  • Sake

  • Gensui Wine

  • Plum Wine

  • Hingashi Rice Wine

  • Suhd Viandia

  • Dalmascan Lea Monde Red "Valens"

Aether Infused Cocktails

  • The Dark Tide - This harrowing mix of aged Lominsan rum, citrus juice, and a touch of mysterious magic power is meant for the most daring souls, willing to brave the depths and conquer the storm. Those who drink this cocktail find themselves in an abyss-like drunken state, deep and heavy that seems to go on forever. Those looking to forget their woes may find this drink to be exactly what they are looking for.

  • Liquid Mettle - A clear and yet slightly glowing concoction. It has earthy undertones and a bite of citrus. Those who have consumed this drink swear they feel more confident afterwards and seem to be more willing to attempt things that they usually would not. Results may vary. Those looking for a boost of confidence may enjoy this drink.

  • Menphina's Kiss - A soft, aromatic drink, sweet with subtle hints of rose. The pink liquid seems to shimmer as it draws your eye. A popular drink among lovers, it has been known to awaken one's sensual side. Those looking for the warmth of a lover's embrace may fancy this drink.

Tempest Shot - Coming Soon

About

Located at PLOT 15 IN THE 25TH WARD IN MISTS on Balmung!
Open for public bar nights weekly on Wednesdays from 9-12EST.Calamity's End is an 18+ venue for strong language, occasional violence, as well as dark and mature themes.
All gil transactions are IC, but tips are always welcome.
As a pirate venue, brawls are allowed so long as weapons are not drawn. The crew reserves the right to put an end to any brawl at their discretion. Harassment of the staff will not be tolerated in any capacity.
Calamity's End will occasionally set up a stage in place of its fight ring, but most nights, The Plank is open to competitors looking to test their mettle against each other, or even the crew.We are always looking for more staff and welcome performers to our stage. If interested or if you have any questions please contact The Captain, or any other officer in our discord.

Staff

The Captain

Captain of the Crimson Corsairs and owner of Calamity's End, Sevian Ryker is somewhat of an enigma. Notorious on the seas and even in the most unexpected places, it seems that there is nowhere his reach does not extend. He opened his doors to all kinds of folk, his crew being as diverse and unpredictable as the seas themselves.

Management

Bartenders and Servers

Cooks

Security

Performers

Primal Slayer Wall of Fame

The Plank

Looking to test your skills? Look no further than The Plank: A narrow caged area where combatants must not only fight to defeat their opponents, but fight to keep their balance. The Plank itself is a narrow beam suspended above a pool of steaming water, and those who enter the cage must be ready not only to weather the blows of their opponents but also ensure they keep their balance, or fall into the water below.Speak to one of the staff if you wish to enter the cage! Challenge your fellows or perhaps even a staff member... will you find glory? Or will you drink the rest of the night away, soaked to the bone?

Rules

  • Each combatant starts with 5 HP (hit points) and 3 BP (balance points).

  • /roll random to see who goes first. Higher roll will start the match.

  • /roll random to attack, /random for defense. If the attacker beats the defender's roll, defender loses 1 HP.

  • If defender is struck, defender rolls /random. If the number is below 300, lose 1 BP.

  • If attacker misses, attacker rolls /random. If the number is below 300, lose 1BP.

  • If all BP are lost, balance is lost and the combatant falls into the water.

  • The fight ends when one combatant loses all 5 HP or all 3 BP.